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upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

hohoehoes:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

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(Source: promoted, via human)

hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via hotboyproblems)

morgrana:

in-the-village-of-derwyn:

morgrana:

morgrana:

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

DON’T YOU DARE

you know you secretly like it

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(via human)

jetbag:

uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me

(via noxiously)

vesley:

my whole life

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(via succeeding)

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via oomshi)

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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(via bastille)